theywontamounttoanything:
My reaction to a serial killer trying to kill me :

My reaction to a bug flying by my face :

OMFG, was that a bug? Shhhh, guys. Keep calm, they smell fear.

There it is. IT’S A FREAKIN’ BUG!

I’M GOING TO DIE TODAY.

My attempt to escape from the bug.
Everyone else in the…